The sun is out this morning! It’s such a beautiful day so I decided to go for a nice morning walk along the river. Soon I realized that I had walked really far. I was having so much fun enjoying the peaceful morning sun that I didn’t realized how far I’d walked. I am a long way from the bathrooms and I’m starting to feel a rumbling in my bowels. I need to poop! I’m miles from a bathroom! What am I going to do?!
I’m going to have to find a place to poop right here on the beach! There are boats in the river and other people walking along the trail! But I have to poop! I have to poop now! I find a discreet place and squat down on it. As soon as I get my pants down my poop bursts of out my butt! Oh man! I really needed to poop!
I feel so much better now with all that nasty poop out of me! I can’t believe I just pooped on a public beach!